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The Funny Farm:


By Don Wyatt


Dogma

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -- Unknown

"In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." ?Edward Abbey

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown

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